Take A Balloon To The Moon

by Charlie Byrd

Of all the ways to go to the moon,

I think the best way is by hot air balloon.

Because you'll have time to read War and Peace

and watch Monty Python and laugh at John Cleese.

But if you're in a hurry, don't take a balloon.

In that case a rocket is the best way to the moon.

But you'll be claustrophobic and have to breathe bottled air,

and you'll get frustrated from floating out of your chair.

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